| God and the man A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all." So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?" God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes." The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?" God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents." The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?" God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!" **** What's 3 x 2? A little boy returned home from school and told his father that he had failed the maths test. His father asked him, "Why did you fail?" The boy replied, "The teacher asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?' and I said '3 x 2 is 6'." "Well, that's right" said his father. The little boy continued, "Then she asked me 'How much is 2 x 3?" "What the hell is the difference?" asked the father. The son replied, "That's exactly what I said to my teacher and that's why I failed the maths test.
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